Welcome My Pretty Little Nightmares

[Rp blog for Pitch Black, The Nightmare King, Kozmotis Pitchiner, and Proto]
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bulletprooflove1116 said: "This ferret is so cute! I'm probably going to steal him from you."

I think we’d both prefer you’d just ask nicely.

fearstainedxwinter said: "Proto-- Gah! Get this damn rat off of me!"

inyournightmaresandfears:

Mr. Pickles (the second, respectively), had previously claimed the small spot on the couch as his own. Seeing Jeremy on said spot certainly wasn’t a savoury sight for the ferret, and he nimbly jumped up and tried his persuasion technic of biting and gnawing at the offender’s hands.

During this, Proto had been off trying to find a cake mix he’d managed to sneak through one of the shopping expeditions. He could have sworn that they-
He blinked a few times, finally tuning in the loud aggravated hissing of both parties and calmly slipped back into the living room. He scooped Mr. Pickles up, who in turn gave one last hiss at Jeremy before curling up in a pouty manner.
He isn’t a rat. I keep telling you that.

"It’s probably on the counter and about your apron— sorry I had to clean it up and everything I— um had to use it while I was cooking last time because mine was in the wash, and well- you know Pitch and his fetishes." He grinned widely, "So it might be in the dryer by now." He coughed and then grinned at Proto before swallowing a bit, "Also I think Pitch was the one who cleaned the kitchen so.. you know me and how clean I am so.. you shouldn’t erm use the table at all. For at least a week." He snorted and went back to typing his homework."He will always be a rat until he stops biting my finger and face— fuck Can’t you keep him locked up for like a day?"

Proto momentarily quirked his eyebrow before deciding for once to follow along with the advice and not question. At least for now. He set Mr. Pickles down, in order for the ferret to sulk somewhere else.

I’ve tried a couple of times but he always manages to get out."

fearstainedxwinter said: "Proto-- Gah! Get this damn rat off of me!"

the-fearling-monarch:

inyournightmaresandfears:

Mr. Pickles (the second, respectively), had previously claimed the small spot on the couch as his own. Seeing Jeremy on said spot certainly wasn’t a savoury sight for the ferret, and he nimbly jumped up and tried his persuasion technic of biting and gnawing at the offender’s hands.

During this, Proto had been off trying to find a cake mix he’d managed to sneak through one of the shopping expeditions. He could have sworn that they-
He blinked a few times, finally tuning in the loud aggravated hissing of both parties and calmly slipped back into the living room. He scooped Mr. Pickles up, who in turn gave one last hiss at Jeremy before curling up in a pouty manner.
He isn’t a rat. I keep telling you that.

"He is to me! And fuck! See what he did now?!" Jeremy growled as he sucked on his bleeding finger. He glared at the ferret and then pulled out his finger as he looked at Proto, "Are you cooking? And is that my apron?”

Proto glances down before the signature smirk slipped back onto his lips. “I’m trying to, but I can’t seem to find the mix I got. I hope you don’t mind I barrow it, I’ve been trying to find my own apron too."

Rise of the Guardians Short Films

otakusiren:

Who else thinks that DreamWorks Animation needs to start releasing some short films for Rise of the Guardians

Raise your hand!

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peachsweater:

Cookies? 

peachsweater:

Cookies? 

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peachsweater:

spreading NDU love. :>

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peachsweater:

 XD XD Just drawing about wut happened to these dorks when they Entered the Wardrobe.
Inside the wardrobe is corridors of weirdness. Broken down wardrobes, rivers of clothing, and some certain statue dat makes u uncomfortable. 
One thing that Proto actually agrees to go into the wardrobe is to do this.

peachsweater:

 XD XD Just drawing about wut happened to these dorks when they Entered the Wardrobe.

Inside the wardrobe is corridors of weirdness. Broken down wardrobes, rivers of clothing, and some certain statue dat makes u uncomfortable. 

One thing that Proto actually agrees to go into the wardrobe is to do this.

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fearstainedxwinter said: "Proto-- Gah! Get this damn rat off of me!"

Mr. Pickles (the second, respectively), had previously claimed the small spot on the couch as his own. Seeing Jeremy on said spot certainly wasn’t a savoury sight for the ferret, and he nimbly jumped up and tried his persuasion technic of biting and gnawing at the offender’s hands.

During this, Proto had been off trying to find a cake mix he’d managed to sneak through one of the shopping expeditions. He could have sworn that they-
He blinked a few times, finally tuning in the loud aggravated hissing of both parties and calmly slipped back into the living room. He scooped Mr. Pickles up, who in turn gave one last hiss at Jeremy before curling up in a pouty manner.
He isn’t a rat. I keep telling you that.

textsfromrotg:

(405):Just banged your ex. So it really is ‘him, not you’ in that he’s gay. Rodeo champion gay.

textsfromrotg:

(405):

Just banged your ex. So it really is ‘him, not you’ in that he’s gay. Rodeo champion gay.

textsfromrotg:

(212):I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.

textsfromrotg:

(212):

I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.